Surprize
- "Yo Dre" What Marshall... "I just got news that my mom was put in jail."What?!? "Yeah,this morning she called me from jail saying that she needs 10,000 dollars to get out of jail." Why she in jail? "Cocaine." Oh,well how did she get caught? "She was speedin in a school zone like the dumb fuck she is." Oh... are you gonna pay to get her out?" Fuck no! After all the shit she put me thru?!?! I dont think so!" Well she is your mom."I dont care if shes the fucking presidents mom that dont change shit." But she raised you."I dont give a fuck! All she wants me for is my money shes just like Kim! Kim devorced me,then I became rich and she comes back.What the fuck is that all about!"Calm down Marshall."Why the fuck should I calm down?!?"Because Hailie just walked in.(turns around sees Hailie crying) "Whats the matter baby?" You dont love grandma" (starts crying more)"I love grandma...its just that she needs to pay the price for whats shes done Hai-Hai." "But, what did grandma do?"(wipes her tears with her hand)"Grandma had something she wasent suppose to have." "What did she have?" "Your to young for me to explain it to,but when you get older I will explain, but for right now dont worry bout it,ok Hai-Hai?" "Ok." (Hailie walks out of the door)(Marshalls cell phone rings) "Hello?" Marshall its Kim."What the fuck do you want?!?" I love you baby.I want us to be together."Kim,you know what?we both know what you want me for.You just want me because of my money!" No baby thats not why."Then why Kim?Huh? Because you think we were meant to be?I dont think so! Those devorces tell me that thats bullshit.We will never be together!"But bab-"Dont give me that shit Kim the only way we will be together is if Hailie wants us together but right now we are doing fine with out you!"Marshall honey please"Please what Kim?Take me back i will change?Thats bull shit we both know that" Marshall!!! "Kim this conversation is over goodbye." (click) Marshall."yeah Dre?" i got to go man ."Aight man later" (Marshall walks up to his room) (Hailie was on the bed watching cartoons) "Whatcha' whatchin' Hai-Hai?" Rugrats.
- "Is it good?" Yeah of course all the episodes of rugrats are good daddy! "Hai-Hai do you want mommy to live with us?"(phone rings) "Hold on Hai-Hai I will be right back" Ok daddy. "Hello?"We have a call from the City Jail for Mr.Marshall Mathers would you like to accept?"Yes" Marshall? "What?" Can you come and bail me out? (Marshall thought) This isent his moms voice.this is Nathans."Nate?" Yeah... "Why the hell are you in jail?" Because I was with mom when the police pulled us over. "But they cant put you in jail your a minor!" Well they did "Well if I come and get you out then I would have to get mom too." So... "Thats 20,000 dollars" So....your Eminem you make millions. "Yeah I know" Well are you coming to get us? "Yeah I will, I will be down there in a while,ok?" aight bye! "bye nate." (walks up stairs to his room) "Hai-Hai?" yeah? "were gonna to the City Jail ok?" Ok, but why? "Cause we have to get Nate and Grandma" Oh ok, why is Nate there? "Cause he was at the wrong place at the wrong time" Oh.... "Ok Hai-Hai get your jacket its cold out there"Ok daddy. (they get in his car and drive to the City Jail where Nate and Debbie are waiting in their cells)" I'm here to get Nathan and Debbie Mathers" Hold on. God i hate being here it gives me the creeps (Marshall thought looking around) It also gives me bad memories! That will be 40,000 dollars to get them out. "What the fuc-(Marshall remembered Hailies with him so he stops where hes at in his sentance) My mom said it would be 10,000 per person!" No,its 20,000 per person "Fine! I will be right back!" "Lets go Hai-Hai daddy has to go get more money so we can bail Nate and Grandma out" Ok daddy.(When Marshall gets back he finds Kim waiting for them on the steps to his home)(Marshall thinks to himself what the fuck is she doing here!)"Hey baby" Kim says to Marshall as he gets out of his vehicle.(Marshall looks in the back seat ,where Hailie fell asleep)"What do you want?"(Marshall says quietly trying to keep his voice down so he doesnt wake up Hailie)I already told you what I want on the phone."and I already told you thats not going to happend" Well thats why I came here to ask Hailie if she wants me in her life."you are in her life." Not yours though. "I already told you I dont want you in my life." But you said if Hailie does then we will be together and I came to make her want that. "You cant make her want that!" Watch me! "Well you know what kim,I dont have time for you I just came home to get money so now im leaving." Ok but I will be back to talk to Hailie."thats why they made a phone Kim!!!! To talk!" Bye baby-Kim says as she gets in her car,and drives off.Bout time she left Marshall says to himself.After Kim lefted Marshall went in the house and got the money when he found a message on the machine.-Marshall its Dina i have to tell you that i think im preganant- Marshall stood still then became shocked,he never expected to get Dina preganant.-Im going to the doctors tomorrow call me when you get home- (click) Marshall told himself that when he got back from the City Jail he would call Dina.He went back to the car and drove back to the City Jail.He bailed out Nate and Debbie and took them home.When he got back he called Dina."hey Dina" Hi Marshall "so I got your message why do you think your preganant?" I have mood swings once in a while,I have mourning sickness,I throw up once in a while,and I havent had my period for 3 months....so theres clues. "Ok.....you didnt have to tell me the last thing but ok." Im sorry but its true. "You dont have to be sorry,but if you are preganant.....do you think its mine?" Im not sure I slept with like two other people. "Ok...." Hey Marsh, I got to go...my friend is here where going to go eat out bye! "Bye Dina good luck tomorrow" Thanx Marshall later! "Bye"(starts dialing Dres number)Yo.."Hey Dre guess what happend" What Marshall? "A whole bunch of shit,first i bailed Nate and Debbie out of jai-"Nate? " yeah Nate like I was saying out of jail then Kim starting shit then Dina might be preganant."man life sure loves you all these surprizes..........AND BELIEVE ME THERES MORE TO COME
TO BE CONTINUED.........Author: LovelyChica12@aol.com
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