These
stories are for entertainment purposes only. They are completely fictitious,
and the authors mean no harm to EMINEM, his family, friends, or anyone else
that may have been depicted as a 'real life' character. No money was made on
the fiction here, either directly or indirectly, i.e. paid advertising. In
other words - it's just a bunch of shit we wrote for fun. Please don't
take it seriously.