Near Miss
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Dedication: Thank you to Veronica and Aimee who reviewed the little sample of this fic that I posted on the boards. Your reviews mean a lot to me.
~*~Chapter 1 (featuring "Girlfriend" by Bob Guiney")
"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!" Nathan Mathers said while slamming the door on his fiancé, now ex-fiancé Athena.
He compromised EVERYTHING. Everything. Everything that he ever had. He left his home in Detroit and his dreams of being a rapper just for her. He moved with her to Florida with no money or anything. Just to be with her. They met in high school and although they'd only been together for a year, he proposed to her. But she moved down to Florida and so he moved with her. He left everything behind. And now he walked out on her with nothing. Just enough money to catch the next plane back to Detroit.
She cheated on him. But what really made Nate's heart break is that she lied to him. She lied to him. She fuckin lied to him!! The man that she was supposed to be with for the rest of her life. She lied!! Plus, on top of that, she was fucking with another man!!
Room 421
In an airport hotel
I know I should be sleeping
But it's too soon to tell.....
......There's no place like alone
There's no sound like my own voice fading into
This quiet summer night
But I'm doing alright
I'll make a phone call or two
Could I get some conversation please
Just send someone to see
About a few things I need
Do you think you could
Bring me my girlfriend
And a bottle of wine
Bring me her future
Just make sure it's mine
Will you open the window
But leave out the cold
Could you make a phone call to Jesus
To clean up my soul.
Nate found his seat on the plane. Five minutes later, the most beautiful girl ever to grace the planet sat down right next to him. She looked about 5'9 with beautiful blue eyes that sparkled with great personality. And she had the most perfect blonde hair that came down a little past her shoulders and layered her face. Her face. So beautiful. It was the perfect shape. And then that smile. She looked like one of those models you see in a Crest toothpaste commercial. And she had the biggest hooters. And a great ass. Think of Jennifer Lopez's ass, Pamela Anderson's boobs, and an Abercrombie & Fitch model's body. Move over Heidi Klum!! This girl is so gunna take over your spot next year at the Victoria Secret's fashion show.
Then a little girl that could be no more than 6 or 7 years of age, approached the woman and asked her for her autograph.
"Damn! She must be famous! Probably a model." Nate thought.
"Sure, I'd love to." She replied.
And oh my gosh...Her voice...her voice was just pure heaven. Nate's dick was getting *real* hard.
She signed an autograph for the girl and then the girl's mother came up.
"I'm so sorry Miss Farell. I hope it's no trouble, but she just loves you. She's a huge fan. She's been watching the Miss USA competition every single year that it's on. She's just a huge fan of yours. She
was praying that you'd win."
"Oh, it's no big deal. I'm used to it now. She's a cutie."
"Thank you so much."
The mother and her daughter walked away.
Miss USA. Nate never was really into that. But he never missed the swimsuit competition of the show. He always watched that. He decided to make his move and introduce himself.
She was now flipping through the latest edition of People magazine. Nate didn't want to bother her. He could just...introduce himself later.
The girl looked out of the corner of her eyes and caught him staring at her. She put down the magazine and suddenly a look of shock overcame her face, "What? What is it? Do I have lip gloss on my teeth?" She reached into her make-up bag to pull out a little mirror.
"No. You don't have any lip gloss on your teeth or anything."
"Then why were you staring? You know, it's very rude to stare."
"Sorry."
"And tell your dick it's very rude to point, too!"
At that point Nate was just blushing. But thank god the stewardess came around the plane and offered them some drinks.
"So, I overheard... you're Miss USA?" Nate said trying to break the ice.
"Yes, you would've heard correct."
"That's cool. I've never been much into beauty pageants, but that must be cool being the most beautiful girl in the US."
"Yeah, it's pretty cool. Very hectic though. Sometimes I just want a day off. It's been my dream, but I just didn't know it was so...un-glamorous. I mean...don't get me wrong. It's really cool helping out the homeless and stuff, but sometimes with all the interviews and TV appearances and whatnot, it just gets so stressful!"
"I kinda know what you mean. My brother is Eminem and I get the paparazzi all up in my face even when I'm just doing something simple like eating at a McDonalds. And I'm not really famous either! I'm just related to someone that is."
"Really? Eminem's your brother? I love his music."
"Yeah, he's my brother."
"That's so cool. What's he like? Is he really as mean as he is?"
"Nah, he's cool. If you're nice to him, he's nice to you. But if you start pissing him off, then he'll throw shit right back in your face."
"So I'm guessing your going back to Detroit for the holidays?" she said changing the subject.
"No. Not really. I just broke up with my fiancé. And...I just need to get away from her."
"Oh my gosh...I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to bring that up. That must be horrible. If you don't mind my asking, what happened?"
"She cheated."
"I'm sorry."
"It's okay. I'll be all right I guess. So, what are you doing in Detroit?"
"Well, I'm not staying in Detroit. Well, just one night. But tomorrow I have to catch another plane out to New York to do some promotional stuff for Miss USA."
"So you'll be here for one night?"
"Yeah, just tonight."
"Hey...I know this is kinda short notice and I know we've only known each other for like an hour...but do you wanna go hang with me tonight?"
"I don't know...I'm supposed to meet up with my friend Brittany tonight. She works at some karaoke bar. Maybe you could come? I'm sure she won't mind. I know she has a boyfriend...maybe we could double date?"
"Sure, I'd love that."
The two talked for about another two hours until the plane landed and they said their goodbyes, and that they'd see each other very soon.
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How will nate's date turn out? hehe..nate...date..that rhymed...lol...sorry, im easily ammused and a tad bit high right now (lol)..but stay tuned for the next chap!! AND PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!Email Author: taffyapplecat@hotmail.com
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