Author's Note: This is dedicated to my sister Christie who is a KICKASS writer who dabbles in poetry and has a couple that are published. She told me to bite the bullet and go for it!! I honestly don't have any faith in my writing ability but she does. So this is for her. Hope you all enjoy!
Chapter 1
The music was bumpin’ in there tonight, and there were so many people gyrating together on the dance floor it was hard to move much less breathe. God it’s hot. She had to get out of here. She needed to escape.
“Kamryn!” Oh God. Christie, her savior! But where the hell is she?
“Christie!” She started yelling. She wished to God these people would just get the fuck out of her way.
Kamryn had come here tonight to escape, to lose herself in the music and the people, but it had been a mistake - she wasn’t ready for this. Her divorce was final today. She was free. Her four year old son Hunter couldn’t understand why Daddy had to go away, but this was the only way! They had tried everything and no matter what - they always ended up on opposite ends of the spectrum. It couldn’t go on like that. It wasn’t good for them, and it certainly wasn’t good for Hunter. So they did the only thing that was left. They filed for divorce.So here she was in this hot, crazy club trying to exorcise her demons, but she just couldn’t do it. She had called Christie to come and get her out of this chaos. God, she needed Christie - her strength was so amazing. Christie was her sister, but beyond that she was the best friend Kamryn had ever had. Where was she? Kamryn couldn’t find her in all the madness.
“Kamryn!” She turned around and smacked right into her sister, and suddenly all felt right again.
“Oh God Christie, I couldn’t find you and I was SO close to losing it.” Kamryn said.
“I’m here, baby.” Christie grabbed Kamryn in a fierce hug, “but what the hell are you doing here tonight of all nights?”
“It’s final, Chris. We’re over.” Kamryn said, feeling a little shaky. “ I just needed to let loose.. I don’t know, do something crazy! So here I am.”
Christie smiled, “I hear ya girlfriend and I’m sorry I didn’t realize it was today, you should have called,” And with a lopsided smile she added, “but this is SO a crazy place for you to be right now!! Don’t you know who’s here?”
Kamryn looked up to where Christie was pointing but couldn’t see a damn thing with all these people sandwiched around them. “Who?”
Christie was still pointing wildly at the second floor balcony “EMINEM,” she screamed “UP THERE!”
“No shit, here? When, why, how? Holyfuckingshit!! Here?” Kamryn yelled, her heart beating so wildly it was wonder it stayed in her chest.
“Yup.” Christie stated with a huge ass grin, “the bouncer told me at the door. It’s his after party- that’s why this place is so fucking packed.”
“No fucking way!! You have got to be shitting me?” Kamryn cried excitedly, “I finally decide to let loose and do something crazy, and oh my God - he’s here?”
“Down Girl” Christie laughed, “but if you wanted to lose yourself, no pun intended, you certainly picked the right time and most definitely the right place.”
Kamryn stood there dumbfounded staring up at the second floor balcony. She loved Eminem. His music took her away every time she turned it on and he was one fucking HOT man! She could lose herself forever in those soft blue eyes. He was certainly the cause of a lot of sexually frustrating and absolutely erotic dreams. Her trance was broken as she heard Christie whisper in her ear, “let’s figure out how we can work our way into V.I.P.”
“What? Are you out of your mind? Kamryn stared at her in shocked disbelief. “They would never let us up there, besides HELLO my divorce was final today, I don’t really think it’s appropriate for me to be trying to figure out how the hell I am going to get into another mans pants!”
Christie laughed, “I bet they will let us up, I can be very persuasive.” She started dragging Kamryn across the floor, slamming into people right and left. When they got near the stairs that led up to V.I.P., she turned around and looked Kamryn in the eyes, “and why the hell shouldn’t you be thinking about the pleasures you’ll find in another mans pants, Kamryn? For God sakes- you two have been separated for six months! The divorce was final today, but God it was over a long time ago. He’s with another woman. Why do you feel you should have to live your life like this? Alone without the love, the excitement, and the pleasures a man can give you? It’s time to move on, and quite frankly I can’t think of any better man to make you feel alive again!”
With that said, Christie turned around and started moving towards the stairs and the very intimidating men guarding the entrance to V.I.P. Before Kamryn could take another step or form a coherent thought, Christie was dragging her forward and those very intimidating men were moving out of the way to let them pass.
“Oh my God,” Kamryn said as she clutched Christie's hand, “I think I’m gonna be sick.”
Christie halted and grabbed Kamryn's shoulders. “Suck it up babygirl! This is your dream come true.”
Christie started up the stairs, again dragging Kamryn as she thought to herself what the fuck am I getting into? God I just hope I don’t make an ass out of myself.Chapter 2
Ok, easy now, that’s it. One foot in front of the other. Just one more step and you’re there and then what? Kamryn asked herself. She dared to peek around her sister and oh good God, there he was sitting at a table sipping a drink surrounded by... oh man was that D12? Ok, Kamryn you can do this just BREATHE! NO not like that! Oh shit, she thought I’m gonna hyperventilate and pass out right at his feet. Get a grip girl, she scolded herself, he’s only flesh and blood. You can do this. Yeah, right. She thought as she took that last step.
“Damn he is delicious,” Christie sighed as she turned to look at Kamryn, “see babygirl, he’s right there. Lets go make some magic.”
“WAIT!” Kamryn begged, “Christie, I can’t! I just know that I’m going to say something so stupid he’s gonna think what the fuck is this bitch’s problem?”
Christie grinned “Have some faith in yourself, Kam! You are SO not stupid, and Jesus look at you! You are just as scrumptious as he is!”
“I don’t think so Chris,” Kamryn said with a shaky smile, “he’ll probably go head over for you.”
“No babygirl,” Christie said with a laugh, “I am HOT, but it’s all you.”
“Whatever, Chris! I just don’t want to embarrass myself. Really, what am I supposed to say? Uh hi Eminem - I’m a huge fan.. wanna fuck?”
Doubled over with laughter Christie sputtered, “you are TOO much Kam!! Just be yourself. Talk to him. See where it goes.”
“Aight.” Kamryn said, “let me go make a complete ass of myself so we can get on with the night.”
They were walking toward his table when he suddenly looked up from his drink and focused on the two girls walking towards him. Wow, Marshall thought to himself. They look alike, but different. He focused on Christie and thought raw, uninhibited sex. She had straight white blonde hair that hung a little past her shoulders, deep blue eyes and sharp facial features. She was certainly sexy but she had a wild air about her that he just wasn’t into anymore. He turned and looked at her friend and smiled. It was so obvious that she was nervous. If not for her friend dragging her across the room, she definitely wouldn’t be here. Now this one had something he might want to explore. She was much softer looking than her friend, but just as beautiful. She was damn sexy- but with one look you could tell she was shy and scared as hell to be there. She was breathtaking to look at. She had the most gorgeous hair, it looked like miles and miles of curly golden silk and those eyes, he could get lost in their crystal depths. She was very petite, but had some serious curves. They were just about at the table when he set his drink down, locked eyes with Kamryn, and smiled.
Christie laughed as she whispered in Kamryn’s ear, “I told you babygirl - it’s all you.”
As they approached the table Kamryn stood frozen in place as Marshall Mathers gave her the sexiest smile she had ever seen. Oh my Lord, he’s smiling at me! What the fuck am I going to do?
“Yo” he said
He spoke. Kamryn felt like she was about to swallow her tongue as she searched her brain for something to say.
“Hey,” Christie said, “mind if we join you?”
“Be our guest,” Proof said as they all shuffled around to make room for the two beauties that had just entered their domain.
“So,” Marshall said, “what are you ladies up to tonight?”
With a devious smile Christie said, “looking for you.”
Marshall laughed, he knew this one would be wild. “Well, you found me.”
He turned to Kamryn with a slow sexy grin. “Now what are you gonna do with me?”
Kamryn practically swallowed her tongue on that one, and blurted out, “Oh my,” with an exaggerated breath.
Marshall laughed and said, “let’s start with names. I’m Marshall.”
“Ok,” she exhaled “I’m Kamryn.”
He nodded and turned toward her friend, “Christie here, sweetheart.”
“Aight,” Marshall grinned, “ages?”
“23" Christie stated.
He turned towards Kamryn and she shyly answered “29."
Now that is interesting he thought to himself. He was fairly positive that they were close to the same age, or possibly the wild one might be a bit older - but he never imagined the shy beauty would be 6 years older than the wild child.
“So,” he slowly drawled, “how exactly do you know each other?”
“Sisters,” they said in unison.
“OOOH now that could be interesting,” he said as the members of D12 roared with laughter.
“So what brings you to my world?” he asked with a mischievous gleam.
“Well sweetie, this is a special occasion you see,” Christie said in a sultry voice, “my sister here has been feeling quite a bit of sexual frustration, and I figured you could help her out.”
GULP! OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!! Kamryn thought wildly! WHAT THE FUCK?? Yeah right, Christie “Just talk to him, be yourself, see where it goes,” her mind was racing when she heard him softly say “So, Kamryn - you feeling a little frustrated, baby?”
“UMMM, well... shit,” she sputtered as she debated with herself for a bit and finally thought Oh What The Fuck she had nothing to lose, and a whole hell of a lot to gain. She slowly lifted her head, locked eyes with him and said, “yeah Marshall, I am. You think you can take care of that little problem for me?”
Marshall laughed softly, a little shocked by her answer- it certainly wasn’t what he had expected. “Yeah, I think I just might be able to do that, baby. Let’s get outta here.”Chapter 3
Marshall grabbed Kamryn’s hand and led them out a back entrance of the club. Once outside he ushered her in to a waiting limo as Christie and D12 piled into the limo parked directly behind theirs.
Inside the limo Marshall poured Kamryn a glass of champagne as he handed it to her he lightly brushed her upper thigh, it sent chills from head to toe causing a slight tingling at her core.
She nervously asked “Where are we going?”
“The Colonial on Miami Beach” he said smiling.
In all honesty Kamryn really didn’t care where they were going. She was just so damn nervous. She quickly gulped down her champagne and shyly asked for another glass.
“You like the champagne?” he asked.
“Yeah, it’s good” she smiled “I don’t normally drink it though. Goes straight to my head, Ya know?”
“Me either” he smiled in return “drink it that is. So if not champagne, what do you like to drink?”
“Hmmm” she said “Well, I love Midori Sours! Melon Balls those are delic too and Sex On The Beach is another favorite of mine.”
“I like that myself, baby” he said with a wink.
Back in the second limo Christie and D12 were slamming back drinks jamming out to Purple Pills. She was having the time of her life but couldn’t help thinking about her sister up there in the other limo. How’s she handling Marshall? Christie wondered and smiled to herself she’d bet her sister was handling Marshall just fine.
“Here we are” Marshall pointed as they pulled in to the circular drive of a very elegant looking hotel that backed right up to the beach “Nice ain’t it?”
Kamryn nodded. Good God she had never been to such an extravagant place in her life. She was almost knocked off her feet as Christie smacked in to her “This place is fucking awesome Kamryn! Look at it!”
“Yeah” Kamryn stated in awe.
Marshall was waving Kamryn over. She turned to Christie with a questioning glance and of course Christie gave her a thumbs up and mouthed “Go For It!” Kamryn winked at her and started towards Marshall.
They all headed towards the service elevator. This place was amazing. The overhead chandelier shined so bright the marble floors glistened like diamonds.
“WOW” Kamryn and Christie said in unison.
Proof pushed the call button for the elevator and they all ushered in. As the elevator made it’s way up to the top floor Kamryn began feeling a little anxious. She wasn’t sure what to expect. The elevator suddenly dinged bringing her out of her fog. They entered the hallway and she thought this place is too fucking much! It was so beautiful. The walls seemed to sparkle like glitter and the overhead lights were covered in a blue glass that gave the hallway a dim glow. Marshall reached the door and swiped his keycard.
Loud music blared from the room and grew louder as the double doors swung open. You couldn’t here yourself think and the room was so thick with smoke you could barely see what was in front of you. A DJ stood spinning records at the back of the room and the mighty Dre stood next to him rifling through music. The place was packed and it was HUGE! You could probably fit a whole house in this room. Marshall reached for Kamryn and she grabbed for Christie with her free hand. He was pulling them through the crowd with D12 bringing up the rear. He stopped at a leather couch placed in front of a huge window that overlooked the beach.
“God, what a view” Kamryn said excitedly as her and Christie gazed out at the beach below.
Marshall walked over to where Kamryn and Christie stood and slipped his arms around Kamryn’s waist from behind and whispered in her ear “It’s loud in here. Wanna go for a walk?”
She felt a million sensations at once at his touch. She turned to face him and nodded.
Marshall grabbed her hand and began leading her back through the crowd towards the door. She turned back to look at Christie who was giving her a wink and two thumbs up. Kamryn smiled at her.
As they got off the elevator Marshall led her out the back through the pool area and on to the beach. It was a lovely night. It wasn’t hot or cool really but there was a nice breeze coming off the ocean. Marshall grabbed her hand and she felt chills run over her body that had nothing to do with the breeze.
They were walking on the soft sand as he began leading her to a white brick wall aligned with beautiful shells. The breeze was whipping around them as she let him guide her.
When they reached the wall Marshall gently pushed her up against it and placed his hands on either side of her head on the wall. Her heart was fluttering wildly. Her breath was short but constant. She felt warm inside. In the soft moonlight she could see his baby blue eyes sparkling like diamonds.
God! She couldn’t wait much longer! She needed to feel him inside of her. It had been so long. Please hurry. Her insides were on fire. She needed to feel his touch. He pressed against her and she practically melted. She felt his manhood pressed against her hard and ready. Her core was dripping with the wetness of her need to feel him penetrate her.
He kissed her passionately lightly pulling her hair. Their tongues entwined with each other. Dancing a dance that only they knew. Swirling and spinning. She ran her hands down his back to his ass and lightly squeezed. He moaned at her touch. She could feel the tension and yearning in his body as he ran his hands sensually over her soft breasts.
She grabbed him, pulled him closer and whispered “I want you, NOW, Marshall”
Without another word he lifted her skirt and gently slid her underwear off tossing them aside. She reached for his pants pushing both his pants and boxers down at the same time.
He pressed her harder in to the wall lifting her up as she wrapped her legs around his waist. He caught her eyes and stared deeply. Studying, taunting, teasing her as her whole body quivered. Screaming for him to fill her. Be one with her.
Her control snapped and she pressed forward chanting “Take me Marshall! Please! Fuck me now!”
With one hard thrust he entered her wet, hot core and immediately her whole body was in ecstasy. She was consumed with desire. She pulled his head to her breasts running her fingers through his short blonde hair. He licked and sucked at her breasts through the thin material of her shirt trailing his tongue up to her neck biting gently as he continued to thrust in and out of her.
God she was so wet and completely out of control. She felt like she was no longer alone in her body. They had become one. It was amazing.
With each thrust she felt the urge to explode. She was on the brink of cumming. God, not yet she wanted more!
“Oh yes” she moaned “Oh God yes Marshall, please”
Begging God she was begging. He moaned loudly tightening his grip on her ass continuing to lift her up and down on his hard cock. Heaven, she could swear she was in Heaven.
He was moving faster now. Never breaking the rhythm he’d set.
The friction on her clit was too much. She couldn’t hold back much longer “FUCK” she cried out raking her nails down his back as she felt her muscles begin to tighten around him.
He didn’t slow down. He kept pounding away at her. She felt like she was drowning in him. Feeling his muscles flex as he moved within her.
Faster, harder. He was moaning loudly as she felt the earth begin to shake and came hard convulsing wildly around him.
He was squeezing her ass, holding on like his life depended on it as he continued to thrust inside of her. Suddenly he let out a primal groan as he slowed and filled her with his cum.
He didn’t pull out and she didn’t care. They were lost in the feeling, the pleasure.
His breath was choppy as he lifted his head from her neck still nestled tightly inside of her. They locked eyes for a minute staring intensely as he leaned forward and captured her lips in a passionate kiss. He gently rubbed his soft hands down the nape of her neck.
When the kiss had ended he withdrew from her and gently lowered her back to her feet. She could feel the earth beneath her feet again. She glanced at him and thought to herself Wow, just wow!Chapter 4
“Dammit Christie” Kamryn said through clenched teeth “You’re gonna have to start picking up after yourself. For God sakes I keep tripping over your shit everywhere I go.”
It had been a hellish six weeks for Kamryn. Her patience had been tried so many times it was amazing she was still sane! Her ex-husband was getting remarried, her son was angry about it and seriously acting out and out of the blue her sister had come knocking all tears and sniffles begging to move in because she had just found out she was pregnant and the bastard she lived with had thrown her out!! To top it off Kamryn felt like she was mourning the loss of someone that was never really hers to begin with. So here she was standing in the middle of this chaos that was her house about to blow her top.
“Fuck Kamryn! Can you be a little more of a bitch?” Christie yelled “Why not try a little sympathy here I mean I DID just find out I’m pregnant and the man I thought LOVED me DID just throw me out on my ass and instead of you being understanding ALL I get is your constant bitching CHRISTIE DO THIS, CHRISTIE DO THAT!”
Kamryn’s shoulders fell and all the fight went out of her “I know Chris, I’m sorry! I love you so much, you know that” she said softly “I just don’t know what the fuck to do? Hunter is acting out at Preschool and no matter what I try I just can’t make him understand that his daddy is never coming back to live with us. It’s killing me to watch him hurt like this.”
Christie softened and walked over to rub her sisters shoulders “I’m sorry too Kam! I know all this shit with Hunter hasn’t been easy but we’ll get through it together!”
“Thanks” Kamryn said with a weak smile and started toward the bedroom when she heard Christie ask “It’s him isn’t it? You miss him? Don’t you?”
“Who?” Kamryn turned around confused “David?”
“No! Fuck No!!” Christie yelled “I’d be pissed off if you were even thinking you missed that asshole. Ink’s not even dry on the fucking divorce papers and that asshole’s out announcing his engagement! Fucking Prick!”
“Well them I’m a little lost here” Kamryn said laughing at her sisters outrage “mind cluing me in?? Who exactly is it that I’m supposed to be missing?”
“Oh don’t play stupid Kam” Christie said getting pissed “Marshall, goddammit I’m talking about Marshall!”
The mention of his name hurt, it hit her like an angry fist. She tried to hide it. She didn’t succeed. It had been 6 long excruciating weeks since they’d made love that breezy unforgettable night on Miami Beach and they hadn’t spoken since. She’d tried to forget it, forget him. She’d told herself to move on, don’t think about it but she couldn’t think of much else.
“Oh Christie we’ve covered this ground too many times all ready” Kamryn said not meeting Christie’s eyes “there wasn’t anything to miss! Now let it go!”
“You keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better, babygirl” Christie said softly “but I’m not stupid nor am I blind! You haven’t been the same since that night! What happened Kam? I’ve turned this over in my mind a thousand times and something is off here! Things were fine! One minute he was pulling you out of that party to be alone with you and before I knew it there you were dragging me out so fast I thought the fucking place was about to be raided! and God Kamryn I looked at you and it tore my heart apart! You were so happy and free when you walked out that door with him and when you came back your eyes were empty baby you’d lost that beautiful spark.”
“Don’t be so dramatic Christie” Kamryn said with false emotion “It was a hard night for me! For God sakes I had just gotten divorced! I just wanted to GO HOME. That’s all it was Chris I just NEEDED to go HOME!”
“BullShit!!” Christie yelled at her “Stop fucking lying to me Kam! Why are you lying? Did you think I couldn’t hear you crying yourself to sleep at night? You’ve been walking around like a zombie just going through the motions for WEEKS! Something happened and I want to know WHAT?? Don’t you understand Kamryn I feel like this is my fault! I set that night in motion! I did it and you got hurt and I don’t even know what went on between you two and it’s killing me to watch you pretend like every thing is ok!”
“Oh Christie! It’s not your fault baby don’t feel guilty” Kamryn said with the first real emotion she had felt in weeks “I only have myself to blame. I knew better.”
“Please, tell me?” Christie asked softly.
Kamryn gave up. Why hide it? “I have always prided myself on my common sense Chris, you know that but I don’t know what happened that night! God I was so stupid I know how he feels about “those” girls and God help me that night I was just like them! I was nothing but another groupie.” she said as a tear slid unnoticed down her cheek.
“Oh baby” Christie said grabbing her sister and rocking her “how can you say that? You are not like that!”
“God Chris we made love or at least I thought we did” Kamryn said openly crying now “It was so beautiful. So intense. I’ve never felt anything like it and I thought he felt it too but after, he just turned away. It hurt so bad. It was like he felt NOTHING! One minute he was kissing me like I was the most precious thing in the world and the next minute it felt like I was just another whore throwing myself at him.”
“He said that to you?” Christie asked in a rage.
“No, no Christie, you see he didn’t say anything” Kamryn cried “he just looked right through me and walked away.”
“Shhhh it’s going to be Ok babygirl! Don’t cry” Christie said holding tight “I’m here and it’s gonna be Ok.”
“NO Christie! It’s NOT! It’s NOT OK! I’m afraid it’s never going to be OK again” Kamryn said sobbing “Oh God Christie, I think I’m pregnant!”
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Marshall lay sprawled across the couch in his living room his friend sat across the room studying him.
“Marshall, I don’t know what the fuck crawled up your ass but you need to fucking get over it!” Proof demanded.
“I know goddammit” he snapped frustrated
“Give me a call when my friend comes back or you wanna tell me what the fuck’s your problem and I’ll be here in the meantime I’m outta here Marsh!” Proof said as he got up and walked out.
“FFUUCCKK” Marshall yelled throwing one of the couch pillows across the room.
He’d been miserable since he’d returned from Florida. He was snapping at EVERYONE! God, he’d snapped at Hailie yesterday for nothing! NOTHING! He just couldn’t seem to snap out of this fucking mood. He couldn’t concentrate on anything and Dre was pissed at him because he hadn’t been able to produce a decent track in weeks and his album was already scheduled for release. His friends were ALL either avoiding him or riding his ass demanding to know what the fuck his problem was. He knew exactly what his problem was. KAMRYN. He could still see her face so clearly. Feel her warm body and the intense pleasure of being inside of her. He’d acted like such an asshole after they’d made love. He couldn’t explain it his defense mechanism had kicked in. He’d felt too much for her and it scared him!
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“PREGNANT! Did you say PREGNANT?” Christie said in shock “You didn’t use protection?”
“No dammit Christie I told you my common sense flew right out the window” Kamryn said in hiccupping sobs “but I’m 3 weeks late”
“You haven’t checked? Wait better question why didn’t you tell me that you think you’re pregnant?” Christie asked feeling a little hurt.
“Oh Gee I don’t know maybe because I didn’t tell you that I had slept with him to begin with so I figured it might have come as a bit of a shock that I might be pregnant” Kamryn said with a shaky voice “and no I haven’t checked. I’m scared Chris.”
“Let’s Go” Christie grabbed Kamryn dragging her towards the front door.
“Where?” Kamryn asked.
“To get a test dammit” Christie said frustrated “I know you’re scared and I know you don’t want to know but you NEED no you HAVE to know!”
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They stood together in the bathroom staring at the fucking pregnancy test like it was going to jump up and bite them. The minutes felt like hours and Kamryn’s nerves were on edge. She felt physically ill.
“It’s time” Christie said grabbing the test and thrusting it at Kamryn.
She glanced down at it and felt the earth drop out from underneath her. She ran for the toilet and violently vomited. When she’d emptied her stomach she looked at Christie with tears in her eyes and said “Oh My God! I’m Pregnant”
Always the joker Christie said rubbing her stomach “Hey look on the bright side, we’re in this together!”Chapter 5
“Obie” Marshall yelled silencing the beat that reverberated through the studio “what the fuck was that? Will you get this fucking track right and stop wasting my fucking time!”
Obie Trice stormed out of the recording booth ready to give his mentor hell and stopped dead in his tracks. Marshall looked awful. Truth be told he hadn’t looked right in months. The problem was that whatever was eating him up from the inside he wasn’t sharing.
“You straight dawg?” Obie questioned “I know you got some shit goin on but that’s no excuse to be actin like an asshole!”
Marshall snapped his head up and winced. GOD it hurt he felt like his head was about to explode. He glanced at Obie and was immediately sorry. He didn’t deserve this.
“Yo Obie, I’m sorry” Marshall sighed “I shouldn’t have come down on you like that. The tracks fine. I just got a lotta shit goin on in my head.”
“Spill it” Obie demanded.
“Nuttin important to spill dawg” Marshall said with a half smile “let’s just get this shit finished and get the fuck up outta here.”
“Aight” Obie said “but tonight I’m takin your ass out! Maybe if you got laid you wouldn’t be such an uptight asshole!”
“Uptight! What the fuck?” Marshall yelled “I ain’t fucking uptight and I do NOT need to get laid!”
“Whatever dawg” Obie laughed walking back towards the recording booth “maybe not but I guarantee you tonight we’re gonna get that stick outta your ass!”
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It had been three LONG months since Kamryn found out she was pregnant with Marshall’s child. She’d spent the first month sick as a dog fighting with Christie for toilet time and in SERIOUS denial. The second month convincing herself that the bastard motherfucker didn’t deserve to know and the third month trying to track the bastard motherfucker down. She was so exhausted.
“Got em all” Christie yelled jumping up knocking all kinds of shit off Kamryn’s desk.
Kamryn Jumped at Christie’s outburst and yelled “Be fucking careful will ya? Look at all that shit you knocked all over the floor!”
“Good God! Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Moan and More Bitching that’s all you do anymore!” Christie said “Do ya want em or not?”
“Just fucking give them to me!” Kamryn yelled “ and get the fuck off that computer god dammit! We’re in a crisis here and all you can do is sit playing games on that damned thing.”
“Oh pipe down bitch” Christie said with a grin “and I’m not playing games smart ass! I’m actually reading some very juicy stories here on ShadyFiction.”
“Excuse Me?” Kamryn said with a raised eyebrow “did you say ShadyFiction?”
“Oooh Yeah” Christie said excited “It’s soooo cool! They have all these fictional stories about Eminem and ..”
“And you’ve been hangin out on this website reading fictions about Eminem?” Kamryn asked cutting her off.
“Yeah Kamryn come check this out they have some awesome writers like Jenn and Dru oh and Diamond she’s real good and” she glanced at Kamryn who was laughing hysterically “Oh FUCK YOU Kamryn” Christie said with a pout “keep that shit up and I’m not gonna give em to you!”
“Oh God I’m sorry Christie” Kamryn said trying to control her laughter “I just can’t believe you sit around reading made up stories about Eminem.”
“Again I say FUCK YOU” Christie yelled.
“Ok, OK I’m sorry Chris” Kamryn said sincerely “I didn’t mean to poke fun at you. Shit if I wasn’t in this sorry situation I’d be doing the same thing.”
“Anyway” Christie said with attitude “here’s the damn addresses! Now what are we gonna do with em?”
They had tried everything to track down the infamous Eminem. They’d called Aftermath, Shady Records, his Publicist and his Lawyer with no success.
“I guess we’re going to write Mr. Mathers a nice letter” Kamryn said sarcastically.
“Oooooh can I help blast the motherfucker?” Christie said rubbing her hands together as Kamryn started laughing again.
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Marshall had a massive hangover as he carefully trudged down the stairs. Fucking Obie he thought to himself. Obie hadn’t stopped until he’d gotten Marshall so drunk that he couldn’t remember what the fuck he’d done. Come to think of it he had no idea how the hell he’d gotten home much less how he’d gotten into bed. He just hoped he didn’t have a surprise waiting for him when he got downstairs. The house was quiet. No surprises were waiting. Dishes were stacked in the sink from Hailie’s breakfast and there was a note on the counter from the nanny letting him know that she’d dropped Hailie of at school.
He sat and carefully laid his head down on the table as the phone began ringing. Pain sliced through his head as he got up to answer it “Yo” he said weakly.
“Marshall” Paul bellowed sounding frantic.
“What?” Marshall asked.
“Don’t go anywhere!” Paul demanded “I’m on my way over!”
“What’s up?” Marshall questioned.
“I think we’ve got a problem” Paul said stiffly “Just sit tight! I mean it Marsh! I’m not fucking kidding! Don’t leave! I’m almost there!”
“Aight” Marshall said as Paul disconnected.
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Paul came barreling in less than 10 minutes later and found Marshall sprawled across the couch with an ice pack over his face.
“What the fucks with you?” Paul asked loudly.
Marshall groaned “Jesus Paul do you have to be so fucking loud?”
“Why do you have an ice pack plastered to your head?” Paul asked “what the fuck did you do?”
“Nuttin man” Marshall sighed “Just had a few drinks with Obie lastnight. Now would you PLEASE lower your voice before my fucking head busts open!”
“This is just great! FUCKING WONDERFUL!” Paul said pacing making Marshall a little sick to his stomach “We potentially have a very BIG problem and you have a hang over! A FUCKING HANGOVER!!”
“Oh for God sakes Paul it can’t be that bad I’ve been keeping my nose clean” Marshall said “what’s with you?”
“THIS is with me” Paul said tossing a folded piece of paper at Marshall “it was sent certified to Aftermath, Shady Records, your Publicist and to me. It’s a goddamn nightmare Marsh that’s what it is!”
Marshall slowly unfolded the piece of paper and his breath caught as he glanced at the signature. God she had the most beautiful handwriting he thought. Was everything about her perfect? He slowly began reading her letter.....
Dear Mr. Mathers, Marshall, Eminem, Slim Shady (or whatever the fuck you like to be called),
I tried to do this in a more personal manner (which you certainly don’t deserve)! But seeing as how all those stupid fucks who work for you wouldn’t listen to me when I said I needed to contact you I had to go about it this way! I’ll just go ahead and get straight to the point and try to make this short and not so sweet! I’m Pregnant! That’s P R E G N A N T! Not that I expect you to give a fuck cause isn’t you’re signature line “I Just Don’t Give A Fuck” but seeing as how I am not one of those monsters who could keep it from you I decided you had a right to know! I DO NOT EXPECT nor do I WANT anything from YOU! If I never hear from you again then it will be perfectly fine with me and won’t change anything but I didn’t get pregnant by myself so I felt that you deserved to at least know about it!
I would sign Sincerely but I’m not feeling to fucking sincere so I’ll just say PEACE!
Kamryn
P.S. Christie wanted me to give you a little personal message straight from her heart so here goes “FUCK OFF you BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER!! I HOPE you happily ROT in HELL for hurting my sister the way you did!” I of course am not feeling quite so mean so I’ll just say FUCK OFF and GOODNIGHT!!
Marshall folded the piece of paper and laid back against the couch closing his eyes as he held the piece of paper to his chest near his heart that was beating wildly! God she’s having my baby he thought to himself.
“Well” Paul demanded.
“Well, what?” Marshall asked quietly.
“Tell me you don’t know this woman Marshall!” Paul demanded “PLEASE tell me that she is just some phsyco trying to get a few bucks!!”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that Paul” Marshall said looking up at him “and apparently I’m going to be a daddy again.”
Paul dropped down on the couch next to Marshall and wondered to himself how the fuck am I going to get him out of this one?Author: AIMEENDREW@aol.com
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