A Caught fic by American Sweetheart


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author's notes:  I don’t own Marshall so don’t sue me.  Besides, you don’t wanna sue a sweet, cute innocent girl with only $5 in her pocket now would you?  Think of all the bad publicity…

And I didn’t feel like using anyone’s names from the site because I didn’t want anyone here to blame me if I portrayed them wrong.  Oh, and sorry for the lack of Marshall in this story.  I just wanted to try and do a caught fic…perhaps I’ll write another one sometime with more Marshall.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!  This can*not* be happening!!  This is not happening!!  NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!  
 
17-year-old Melissa Sullivan just stood there in disbelief.
 
How can this be happening to me!?!?!  Why me!!
 
“I’m sorry Mel, there’s nothing I can do.” Said her 13-year-old brother Eddie, who’s supposed to be a computer genius.  He was one of those kids that got into Harvard when they were 11 years old.
 
“What do you mean there’s nothing you can do!!  Can’t you fix it!!  My computer is infected with some virus and you can’t fix it!!  How will I ever live!!”
 
“Calm down!!  At least I tried to fix it.  And you can use my computer in the before yours gets fixed.  I already reported the virus to Norton Anti-Virus thing and it will probably take a few days.”
 
“A few *days*!!  A few *days*!!  How will I ever survive!!  I won’t be able to chat with my friends on Shady Fiction and I won’t be able to umm…chat with my friends on Shady Fiction.  And did I mention I won’t be able to chat with my friends on Shady Fiction?”
 
“I said you can use my computer until yours gets fixed!!”
 
Melissa was still in rage about her computer.  It was infected with some unknown virus. 
 
That’s the last time I’m ever opening any email attachments from Shannon again!!!
 
The virus caused Melissa to lose *everything* on her computer.  She had no Internet connection now.  And plus, she had this major english paper due tomorrow which was saved on her computer. 
 
Melissa left her room in rage.  She couldn’t believe her computer caught a virus!  She went down to the TV room and popped in a DVD of Friends and watched that and eventually fell asleep.
 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Next Day ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 
 
“Melissa! Melissa! Wake up!  Wake up!” 
 
Melissa’s mom was shaking her and yelling at her to wake up.
 
“But moooooomm…it’s a Saturday!”
 
“But look at the news!!”
 
Melissa turned on the TV and there on the news was something about a new computer virus.
 
“The new computer virus ‘XXX Eminem Pics’ is a very dangerous computer virus that everyone should be on the lookout for.”  Said the news anchor lady.
 
Oh shit.  That’s the email I opened last night.
 
“What the email does when you open the attachment that are supposed to be pictures, it sends a copy of the virus to everyone in your address book and infects your whole entire computer.  You lose everything.  Police are still trying to find out who caused the virus and how to cure it.  Police recommend that if anyone receives this email, do not open it, and delete it, and please report it immediately.”
 
Melissa turned off the news.  That was all she needed to hear.  Her computer was infected and there was nothing no one could do about it.
 
~*~*~*~*~ Same day, but at Marshall’s place ~*~*~*~*~
 
*ring* *ring*
 
Marshall picked up the phone, “Hello?”
 
“Marshall!  You won’t believe what happened!” Said Proof.
 
“What?”
 
“Okay…So I’m going through my emails and I get this one email about you and so I opened it and now my computer is infected!!”
 
“So?  Life will go on.”
 
“But I met this really hot chick at some site called shadyfiction.com and we got to chatting and she showed me her pic and she’s even from the d-town area and I told her who I was, she didn’t believe me and so I gave her my address so she can come over and then once she sees me she’ll believe me, but then before I even got her name or her number she had to log off!!”
 
“So?”
 
“So I was wondering if I could come over and borrow your computer because mine’s not working.”
 
“Okay.  But you owe me!”
 
~*~*~*~*~ Same day, later time though, and at Melissa’s place ~*~*~*~*~
 
Melissa logged onto Eddie’s computer and went immediately to Shady Fiction.
 
Oh my gosh…what a jerk.  Like the real Proof would give out his address!  Nobody famous would ever give out his or her address to a complete stranger.
 
Just then “Proof” IMed her.
 
u didnt cum over last nite
 
and u aren’t proof
 
yes i am!!
 
the real proof would never give out his personal info 2 some1
 
how about this…i give u my # and u can call me
 
“Proof” gave Melissa his cell phone number for her to call.
 
Should I call him?  I mean…the chances of it actually being him are like…1 in a million.
 
Melissa dialed anyways.
 
“Hello.”  It was Proof’s voice on the other line.
 
Oh my fuckin God!!  It’s him!!  It’s really him!!
 
“Hi.”
 
“I told you it was me.”
 
“I’m sorry I didn’t believe you.”

 
“That’s ok.  Most people don’t.  And when are you gunna update your story?”
 
“I’ll do it right now!!”
 
“Great I love your story.  And tell Dru to update Rain sometime soon!!”
 
“Okay.  I will.  That really is a great story.”
 
“You know…you still never came over last night.”
 
“Sorry bout that.”
 
“That’s okay.  Hey…how would you like to bring over all of your friends from Shady Fiction to meet Eminem?”
 
“WHAT?!?!”
 
“He’s doing a concert next week.  I can fly everyone from Shady Fiction over to meet him.  I can get everyone backstage passes and all that shit.”
 
“Really?”
 
“Yeah, it’s the least I could do.  I really enjoy reading all of your stories.”
 
“Look, you don’t have to do that.”
 
“But I want to.”
 
“Well…only if you want to.  It’s your choice.”
 
~*~*~*~*~ Next Week After The Concert~*~*~*~*~
 
Wow…that was amazing.  I got to meet Eminem!!!  Best concert of my life.  Perhaps I should write a story about this…
 
The End

Author: taffyapplecat@hotmail.com

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